O Ja Jo

[Curva]

ik hoop alleen voor een aantal getatoeëerden dat de er nooit een nieuw telecombesluit komt waarin de netnummers zoals in 1995 door elkaar gegooid gaan worden en een bepaalde andere stad 024 krijgt toebedeeld....

[Curva]

AI een roast laten doen js soms best grappig

Vitesse, or as they're sometimes called, "Vitesse Arnhem, the team that sounds like a failed sneeze." This club has been around since 1892, which in football terms is ancient enough to have seen the invention of the offside rule firsthand.

They've got a stadium, the GelreDome, which is like the Dutch version of the Death Star – impressive from the outside, but inside, it's more like watching Tatooine's pod races if all the excitement was replaced by a Sunday picnic.

Their trophy cabinet is so sparse, you'd think they're practicing minimalism. Sure, they've had their moments, like that KNVB Cup win in 2017, which was probably the highlight of the decade, or at least, the only highlight they could remember.

And let's talk about their relationship with big brother clubs. Vitesse has been known to play the role of the Dutch football league's foster child, with players being loaned from bigger clubs more often than a library book. It's like they're the only team with a player exchange program instead of a football strategy.

But hey, you've got to give them credit for consistency – consistently in the middle of the Eredivisie table. They're like that one friend who's always there, not winning any awards but definitely not getting lost in the crowd either.

So here's to Vitesse, the club where "vitesse" might mean speed in French, but in Arnhem, it's more about the leisurely pace of a Sunday afternoon stroll. Keep on rolling, Vitesse, because in football, as in life, it's not about how fast you go, but how much you enjoy the journey – or at least, that's what they tell themselves.

[Curva]

....en om het sportief te houden

NEC Nijmegen, or as they're affectionately known, "NECessary Evil" of the Eredivisie. This club has been around since 1900, making them old enough to have seen the first football before it was even inflated.

Their stadium, the Goffertstadion, looks like it was built during a time when architects thought "functional" meant "let's not make it too exciting." It's the kind of place where you go to watch football, but end up contemplating the meaning of life because the game is that predictable.

Trophies? Well, NEC has had a few, but they're so few and far between, you'd think they were guarding them like the last piece of Gouda in Holland. Their last Eredivisie title was in the '70s, which in football terms, is like saying, "Remember when disco was cool?"

Their yo-yo act between the Eredivisie and the Eerste Divisie is so consistent, it should be considered a form of Dutch entertainment. It's almost like they've trademarked the phrase "promotion and relegation" – they're the living breathing embodiment of the Dutch football league's seesaw.

And let's not forget about their fanbase, which is loyal, if not slightly masochistic. Supporting NEC must feel like rooting for the underdog in a marathon who keeps tripping over their own shoelaces but still has a smile on their face.

But here's to NEC Nijmegen, the team that proves you don't need to win to have character. They're the perennial underachievers who remind us that in football, as in life, it's not about the trophies on the shelf but the stories you gather along the way – or at least, that's what they tell themselves when they're back in the second division again. Keep on trying, NEC; if persistence were a sport, you'd be champions.

[Pieros]

....en om het sportief te houden

NEC Nijmegen, or as they're affectionately known, "NECessary Evil" of the Eredivisie. This club has been around since 1900, making them old enough to have seen the first football before it was even inflated.

Their stadium, the Goffertstadion, looks like it was built during a time when architects thought "functional" meant "let's not make it too exciting." It's the kind of place where you go to watch football, but end up contemplating the meaning of life because the game is that predictable.

Trophies? Well, NEC has had a few, but they're so few and far between, you'd think they were guarding them like the last piece of Gouda in Holland. Their last Eredivisie title was in the '70s, which in football terms, is like saying, "Remember when disco was cool?"

Their yo-yo act between the Eredivisie and the Eerste Divisie is so consistent, it should be considered a form of Dutch entertainment. It's almost like they've trademarked the phrase "promotion and relegation" – they're the living breathing embodiment of the Dutch football league's seesaw.

And let's not forget about their fanbase, which is loyal, if not slightly masochistic. Supporting NEC must feel like rooting for the underdog in a marathon who keeps tripping over their own shoelaces but still has a smile on their face.

But here's to NEC Nijmegen, the team that proves you don't need to win to have character. They're the perennial underachievers who remind us that in football, as in life, it's not about the trophies on the shelf but the stories you gather along the way – or at least, that's what they tell themselves when they're back in the second division again. Keep on trying, NEC; if persistence were a sport, you'd be champions.

Altijd grappig om te lezen.
En leuk dat we in de jaren 70 de Eredivisie hebben gewonnen .

[Curva]

....en om het sportief te houden

NEC Nijmegen, or as they're affectionately known, "NECessary Evil" of the Eredivisie. This club has been around since 1900, making them old enough to have seen the first football before it was even inflated.

Their stadium, the Goffertstadion, looks like it was built during a time when architects thought "functional" meant "let's not make it too exciting." It's the kind of place where you go to watch football, but end up contemplating the meaning of life because the game is that predictable.

Trophies? Well, NEC has had a few, but they're so few and far between, you'd think they were guarding them like the last piece of Gouda in Holland. Their last Eredivisie title was in the '70s, which in football terms, is like saying, "Remember when disco was cool?"

Their yo-yo act between the Eredivisie and the Eerste Divisie is so consistent, it should be considered a form of Dutch entertainment. It's almost like they've trademarked the phrase "promotion and relegation" – they're the living breathing embodiment of the Dutch football league's seesaw.

And let's not forget about their fanbase, which is loyal, if not slightly masochistic. Supporting NEC must feel like rooting for the underdog in a marathon who keeps tripping over their own shoelaces but still has a smile on their face.

But here's to NEC Nijmegen, the team that proves you don't need to win to have character. They're the perennial underachievers who remind us that in football, as in life, it's not about the trophies on the shelf but the stories you gather along the way – or at least, that's what they tell themselves when they're back in the second division again. Keep on trying, NEC; if persistence were a sport, you'd be champions.

Altijd grappig om te lezen.
En leuk dat we in de jaren 70 de Eredivisie hebben gewonnen .

Yup: moraal van het verhaal: heb geen vertrouwen in AI

[Ayub]

....en om het sportief te houden

NEC Nijmegen, or as they're affectionately known, "NECessary Evil" of the Eredivisie. This club has been around since 1900, making them old enough to have seen the first football before it was even inflated.

Their stadium, the Goffertstadion, looks like it was built during a time when architects thought "functional" meant "let's not make it too exciting." It's the kind of place where you go to watch football, but end up contemplating the meaning of life because the game is that predictable.

Trophies? Well, NEC has had a few, but they're so few and far between, you'd think they were guarding them like the last piece of Gouda in Holland. Their last Eredivisie title was in the '70s, which in football terms, is like saying, "Remember when disco was cool?"

Their yo-yo act between the Eredivisie and the Eerste Divisie is so consistent, it should be considered a form of Dutch entertainment. It's almost like they've trademarked the phrase "promotion and relegation" – they're the living breathing embodiment of the Dutch football league's seesaw.

And let's not forget about their fanbase, which is loyal, if not slightly masochistic. Supporting NEC must feel like rooting for the underdog in a marathon who keeps tripping over their own shoelaces but still has a smile on their face.

But here's to NEC Nijmegen, the team that proves you don't need to win to have character. They're the perennial underachievers who remind us that in football, as in life, it's not about the trophies on the shelf but the stories you gather along the way – or at least, that's what they tell themselves when they're back in the second division again. Keep on trying, NEC; if persistence were a sport, you'd be champions.

Altijd grappig om te lezen.
En leuk dat we in de jaren 70 de Eredivisie hebben gewonnen .

Yup: moraal van het verhaal: heb geen vertrouwen in AI

Of niet in de MSM die ons willen doen geloven dat we in de jaren 70 géén kampioen zijn geworden!

[Curva]

....en om het sportief te houden

NEC Nijmegen, or as they're affectionately known, "NECessary Evil" of the Eredivisie. This club has been around since 1900, making them old enough to have seen the first football before it was even inflated.

Their stadium, the Goffertstadion, looks like it was built during a time when architects thought "functional" meant "let's not make it too exciting." It's the kind of place where you go to watch football, but end up contemplating the meaning of life because the game is that predictable.

Trophies? Well, NEC has had a few, but they're so few and far between, you'd think they were guarding them like the last piece of Gouda in Holland. Their last Eredivisie title was in the '70s, which in football terms, is like saying, "Remember when disco was cool?"

Their yo-yo act between the Eredivisie and the Eerste Divisie is so consistent, it should be considered a form of Dutch entertainment. It's almost like they've trademarked the phrase "promotion and relegation" – they're the living breathing embodiment of the Dutch football league's seesaw.

And let's not forget about their fanbase, which is loyal, if not slightly masochistic. Supporting NEC must feel like rooting for the underdog in a marathon who keeps tripping over their own shoelaces but still has a smile on their face.

But here's to NEC Nijmegen, the team that proves you don't need to win to have character. They're the perennial underachievers who remind us that in football, as in life, it's not about the trophies on the shelf but the stories you gather along the way – or at least, that's what they tell themselves when they're back in the second division again. Keep on trying, NEC; if persistence were a sport, you'd be champions.

Altijd grappig om te lezen.
En leuk dat we in de jaren 70 de Eredivisie hebben gewonnen .

Yup: moraal van het verhaal: heb geen vertrouwen in AI

Of niet in de MSM die ons willen doen geloven dat we in de jaren 70 géén kampioen zijn geworden!

[jackkreta]

Hèhè, hij doet het weer.

[Legendario]

Hèhè, hij doet het weer.

Dit waren de langste 24 uur van mijn leven.

[bertje]

Hèhè, hij doet het weer.

Wat doet het weer?

[Mark Ariaans]

Spot de verslaafden

[E.B]

Hèhè, hij doet het weer.

Wat doet het weer?

Moet je aan mevrouw Kreta vragen denk ik..

[Ayub]

Hèhè, hij doet het weer.

Wat doet het weer?

Waarschijnlijk regen regen regen

[vak Oost]

Hèhè, hij doet het weer.

Wat doet het weer?

Moet je aan mevrouw Kreta vragen denk ik..

[bertje]

Spot de verslaafden

Echt he..

[jackkreta]

Hèhè, hij doet het weer.

Wat doet het weer?

Hij.

[bertje]

Hèhè, hij doet het weer.

Wat doet het weer?

Hij.

Wie is hij?

[jackkreta]

Hèhè, hij doet het weer.

Dit waren de langste 24 uur van mijn leven.

Ik heb het maar ternauwernood gered.

[jackkreta]

Hèhè, hij doet het weer.

Wat doet het weer?

Hij.

Wie is hij?

Rara.

[bertje]

Hèhè, hij doet het weer.

Wat doet het weer?

Hij.

Wie is hij?

Rara.

Is dat de papegaai van Kapitein Iglo?

[jackkreta]

Hèhè, hij doet het weer.

Wat doet het weer?

Hij.

Wie is hij?

Rara.

Is dat de papegaai van Kapitein Iglo?

https://www.amazon.nl/RARA-Wat-ben-raad ... B0B9VXPWGX

[vak Oost]

Ik ga voor een paar dagen naar London en ik neem mee ... ? [leef jullie maar uit]

[E.B]

Ik ga voor een paar dagen naar London en ik neem mee ... ? [leef jullie maar uit]

CD van Bløf.

[Curva]

Ik ga voor een paar dagen naar London en ik neem mee ... ? [leef jullie maar uit]

CD van Bløf.

Dan ook een touw en een krukje

[Bottendaal]

Ik ga voor een paar dagen naar London en ik neem mee ... ? [leef jullie maar uit]

CD van Bløf.

Dan ook een touw en een krukje

Ik ga voor een paar dagen naar London en ik neem mee:
CD van Bløf; een touw en een krukje; een NEC zuidwester ;